Monday, February 21, 2011

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Magazine Girl: Oh my god, light! Its been years since someone's let me out of the drawer.

CEO of Sports Illustrated: Happy 10th Anniversary. 

Magazine Girl: 10 years?!! I've been a magazine cover for 10 years? Please, Mr....Mr...I can't even remember your name its been so long. Just please turn me back!

CEO: I bet you don't even remember your own name, ha!

Magazine Girl: Y- y- your right I don't. All the more reason you need to turn me back. 

CEO: No, I don't think so. I have an archive where I'm hanging all the different magazines up on, and you'll be hung up there, along with all my other girls. I'm sure you'll keep each other company, and I'll get a lovely view of all of you everday.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

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Your staring at this gown. You want it, I can see it in your eyes. You want to be this gown. You are jealous, you envy this inanimate object because it hugs my curves, grasps my breasts, and caresses every part of body. You know if I turn you into a gown, there's no going back. Are you sure this is what you want? To be nothing more than an article of clothing in my wardrobe. I would wear when I please, wash you when I please, and talk to you when I please (which might be never). I might give you to a good will store when I get bored of you. You will just be an object. Are you sure this is what you want?
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Bra: Uhhh! They're....so heavy.

Julie: Well this was your idea, and you even said it felt good. And anyway, you only have to go through one more day. 

Bra: You....feels so good.....said that....so heavy.....a MONTH ago!

Julie: Don't fight it, this is what you want. 

Bra: What I want....no! I want...to be worn...yes.....

Julie: Well, time to go running again. I'll talk to you when you finally come back to your senses, which hopefully will be years from now. 

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

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John: Darn! Now I can't see, the sales lady had to go and take my head off! Why'd she have to turn me into a mannequin? And a female one at that! What'd I ever do to her? 

Jack: Don't complain so much! I have to be a dress, and all I don't even get to be worn by a real girl.

John: What, so I'm not enough for you?

Jack: Your a piece of plastic! 

John: True, and your a piece of cloth.

Jack: A very elegantly designed piece of cloth.

John: Oh shut up!
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Being a dress may not seem that bad, but it is hard work! Especially if you are a sleeveless dress and your wearer decides to go braless, ugg this things are heavy! But it has its perks...my skirt flows gently over her legs in the breeze, and sometimes, if she's nice, she'll go without panties and I can caress her as she walks. Its not all bad, but I have noticed that things are getting harder to remember. My name as a human I can't seem to recall, and even basic knowledge I seem to forget. Oh well. All that really maters is being worn.

I'm back (again)

Hey everyone,
Sorry I haven't been able to post anything, some tough times are going on in the family. I'm afraid to say that I won't be able to post on a consistent basis, but I will try to make caps when I can.
Thanks,
TFTM