Richard: Uggg! So heavy....but so good! 

Jenny: I know, it does feel good, doesn't it? 

Richard: yes.....this is the best....day....ever....

Jenny: I know, its the start of your new existance

Richard: Uhhhh......what? New....existance?

Jenny: Yes of course, I just got you wet, so it's permenant.

Richard: I had a life......a job.....a.....a

Jenny: Isn't it getting harder to remember? Don't worry, you have a new job.....holding up my boobs

Richard: Yes......so heavy.....so soft.....so good

Jenny: That's right. (Thinks): Finally! It took me forever to get that bastard out of my life.

   

Honey, I agreed to be your bikini top for one season, not two! 

"I know but you told me how much you loved it, so I figured you wouldn't mind a second." 

I do love it, hun, but I'm afraid I'll never turn back

"You will...eventually *snicker*. Now shut up bikini, I have to play ball" 

Bikini? Don't you even know my name...wait....I don't even know my name! Hun, this is bad, I need to turn back quick!

SPLASH!

 

Trevor: Whoa? What happened?

Tonya: Shhh, pose for the picture.

Trevor: What picture? And why do I feel like my body is in two different places?

Tonya: Because it is, honey. 

Trevor: What do you mean, and why can' t I see you?

Tonya: Cause I'm wearing you, obviously.

Trevor: Wearing me?

Tonya: Of course. Your my two part swimsuit. 

Trevor: But how?

Tonya: Oh shut up! I can't be seen talking to my swimsuit. Now I'm going swimming. 

SPLASH!

Wrapped around her

What happened?! Howard thought.
"You said you wanted to go swimming, didn't you?" his girlfriend asked.
Yes, but I feel so weird. And where are you?
"Right here" Howard thought he heard her voice coming from above him. He couldn't move, and he felt a giant weight on his back.
What is that on my back. It's so warm, but heavy. My whole body seems to be holding it up.
"That's my boobs" his girlfriend said. He tried to make the connection. He was a...a
What am I? Howard asked.
"Why, your my bikini top of course" came the reply.
Your what? I'm your bikini top? That's impossible. I...just can't wrap my mind around that.
"You don't have to" his girlfriend said, and he felt her boobs swaying back and forth as she walked. "All you have to do is wrap yourself around my breasts"

Goin' Swimmin'

Oh this is amazing! My girlfriend and I were going swimming, and she's giving me the time of my life! Now I'm her swimsuit, and I can feel her warm breasts bouncing up and down, and I can taste and smell the scents coming from her most intimate places. This is great!