Honey, I agreed to be your bikini top for one season, not two! 

"I know but you told me how much you loved it, so I figured you wouldn't mind a second." 

I do love it, hun, but I'm afraid I'll never turn back

"You will...eventually *snicker*. Now shut up bikini, I have to play ball" 

Bikini? Don't you even know my name...wait....I don't even know my name! Hun, this is bad, I need to turn back quick!