Rick: "That's right baby, take it off"

Boobs: No! You can't do this hun, I may be your boobs, but I'm your husband! Don't do this to me

Rick: "That's right, bring those girls to papa" 

Boobs: No! You just have sex with another man while I'm your boobs.......wait...feels to good! Don't stop!

Wife: Oh yeah, keep massaging them. I have a feeling they're loving it *snicker*

Boobs: Ohhh.......