Husband: You turned him into what?! 

Wife: My panties! See, aren't they so cute?

Husband: Take that poor man off! 

Wife: Poor man? Ha! I bet you wouldn't be saying that if you knew what he did

Husband: Either way, take him off! I can't have you wearing a man around the house. Wait, why are you so tall?

Wife: Well, I needed a bra to go along with it.

Husband: What?! Stop! I don't want to spend the rest of my life around your breasts. 

Wife: Too late. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.