"How's it going down there hun?"

Horrible! I can barely move, and I can't see anything! 

Well,  it's not like I'm going to let you hang free all day. The guys would be staring at me everywhere I go, and it wouldn't be that comfortable anyway. 

But why are you doing this? I never wanted this! 

"Last night in the bed you stared so dreamily at my breasts. I figured since you liked them so much, you could be them for a little bit."

But that's not what I meant!

"Now shush, hun, I'm going to have to feed the baby. And after that I'm going out to the store, so I'm going to shut you off for now."

What! No, turn me ba....mmmmphh.....